Secret Santa 2020

Name: Evermore
Class: C
Description: Evermore is a set of two obsidian like rings with a diamond crown, capable of adjusting to any finger the wearer prefers through magic. While valuable, the true worth of the rings is within the magic within. When both rings are worn by people that have a deep connection, they are capable of tapping into its magic.
Effect: Upon activation, the user's are enveloped in a shadow of magic that shrouds their whole body, switching their positions instantly, though activation time is capped at a maximum of 30 speed. The maximum range of this technique is 15m, and possesses a 4 post cooldown.

Name: U.N.D.O (Universal Non-Invasive Door Opener)
Class: C
Description: A computerized device that attaches to any sort of door locking device. It is a dull grey metallic half-sphere 16 cm across, and weighs a half kilogram.
Effect/Function: The U.N.D.O attaches to any door locking device and through a mixture of magnets, AI, and a force field will open that door. This works on locks up to C-class in quality, and has a cooldown of 3 posts once used.

Name: Mr. Robot the Stabbity Stabby Boi
Class: C
Description: A chef's knife once attached to a certain automatic vacuuming robot that may or may not be shaped like a circle, Mr. Robot the Stabbity Stabby Boi seems to have taken on sentience of his own. He's equally attached to vacuuming and bloodshed, and his manners can change on a whim, being perhaps the most bipolar cutlery ever to exist in the galaxy. He also enjoys chopping up vegetables, especially when there's a finger in the way of his work. He is 11" long, with an 8" blade, and weighs approximately 1 kilogram. Don't bully him about his weight, he's self-conscious. That being said, Mr. Robot the Stabbity Stabby Boi will always have your back as long as you feed him! What? You don't know what knives eat? What a shame.
Effect: Mr. Robot the Stabbity Stabby Boi has a mind of his own, and is able to telepathically communicate to all beings within 10 meters of him, so long as he's unsheathed. Once unsheathed, he's capable of navigating around a space within 10 meters of his resting place, with a Speed and Power of 30. He can do this for a total of 3 posts, and must retreat to his sheath for 3 posts before doing this once more.

Name: Crimson Parasol
Class: C-Class
Description: A bright red Parasol with a black handle. The fabric is patterned with simple, but distinct patterns in slightly darker red, and thin black-on-black paisley rib tape marking the sections. When fully extended, the canopy becomes taut, and feels as hard as metal, acting as a C-Class shield. There is a hidden button on the crook of the handle which activates its effect. It weighs about a kilogram.
Effect: Projects a 3D image controlled by the user. Can be used to alter appearance or create holograms, but only in the space directly below the Crimson Parasol's inner canopy. While this effect can be left on indefinitely, it can only be altered once every three (3) posts, and can be dismissed at-will. Holographic Disguises are mapped to the user's face, so as to match the eye and mouth movements of the user, with their disguise. People with 30 Acuity or more can see through the holographic disguise.

Name: The Electrically Amazing, Yo-No!
Class: C
Description: Hey kids! Looking for that next cool gadget to make you the talk of the block? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!!! From the makers of such products as; Powerthirst's flavor Sharp!, Rocket-boot Hopscotch, and the Plasma-torch Nose Hair Remover, comes the Electrically Amazing Yo-No! The Yo-No takes your normal, boring, everyday yo-yo and we AMP THAT S**T UP!!!! With a state-of-the-art, new, sleek and durable design, marvel at its crystal clean silver, white, and blue fluid design. Thanks to this, and a new weighted balancing system built into the Yo-No, this device is capable of taking a fair beating before it may begin to show wear. The string now made of a new flexible alloy to ensure decades of use out of it. With this new string, we have also brought to you the 'whip-out' mode. Once you have master your Yo-No!, at the flick of your writs, you will be able to access an extra length of string. No longer will you be limited by the normal two feet, but now able to swing this bad-boy out, up to six meters in total length!

WARNING: May cause TOO MUCH FUN!!!

Effect: SHOCK! & Awe (Rank 3) - Now, if this part of this product had been commercialized during its release, it may have sold more item. The company may have also not been slammed with thousands of lawsuits due to the increasingly numerous injuries that were caused by accidental activation of this particular feature of the Yo-No! When SHOCK! & Awe is activated, the Yo-No! not only becomes electric, but is engulf in a ball of electricity with a diameter of a foot for a short. This ball of electricity delivers an intense shock to whatever it comes in contact with, debilitating your average person (temporary paralysis, reduced to an unconscious state, severe muscle spasms, all possible depending on the individual), how effective the strike is does also depend on the location. Shocking someone in the chest, or head, will have the most intense effects, whereas striking a limb may only render that limb unusable for a short time. While some may say this effect is one of magic, it is actually one of science, a field created by small generators that are within the Yo-No! that collects and then amplifies the electric force generated from the Yo-No!'s spin. The Yo-No!'s string, and finger ring, acts like a grounding wire. So the wielder can come in contact with the charge without fear of it arming them, as long as it doesn't strike their chest.
Debilitation Effect: Speed reduced due to muscle spasms [-30 Speed]

*Risk of causing a heart attack if individual Toughness below [10]

Duration: 3 Posts
Cooldown: 3 Posts

When the Yo-No! was commercially released, it was at the height of a new Yo-Yoing craze. However, thanks to their ridiculous business model, significantly poor foresight prediction statistics, and not to forget complete lack of common sense, the DrumDrum Company (coined as the DumbDumb Company in a lawsuit involving the injury of seven people, a significantly traumatized dog, and a family of squirrels that gained superpowers) went bankrupt after a massive onslaught of lawsuits that stemmed from many of their, so-called, toys causing significant injuries to hundreds of people as well as other unusual effects. While their products of been off the market for several decades at this point, many of them can still be found across the galaxy in the blackmarket, and even many weapon shops.